She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
They have beer where we have blood.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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