Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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