Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm going to jail i love you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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