I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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