he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We talked him into tasing himself.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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