I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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