i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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