And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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