dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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