Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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