What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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