you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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