Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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