Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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