Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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