I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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