it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Soap is not a condiment
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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