you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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