You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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