Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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