I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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