ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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