dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
