That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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