she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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