I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Who died my cat blue again?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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