Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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