Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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