So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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