So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
