I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You smell like stripper and shame
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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