Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't think brook has ever known best
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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