belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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