best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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