She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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