Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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