Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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