This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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