We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
