Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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