Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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