where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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