# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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