weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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