We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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