So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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