so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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