I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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