i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Please don't give away my fajitas
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