Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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