I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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