lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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