lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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